She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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