am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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