Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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