why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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