I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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