Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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