I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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