he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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