whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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