We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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