he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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