was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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