You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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