But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
tell your sister to shave her snatch
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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