Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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