Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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