it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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