Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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