I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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