Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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