U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hippo gnu deer
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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