I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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