Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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