I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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