yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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