the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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