i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
