goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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