margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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