I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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