yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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