So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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