i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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