He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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