just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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