i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she peed on how many people?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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