This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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