my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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