If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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