when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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