Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
50% drunk capacity currently
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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