eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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