I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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