Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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