She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Are we still banned from the library?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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