Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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