He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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