well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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