Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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