Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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