I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
is that a dick in a sweater?
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