# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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