so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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