Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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