i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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