New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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